Bad Cat Day Holiday today...

Jasper Belle doesn't want to talk about his nightmare today so I will speak for him. Jasper got in another cat fight not too long ago and his wound was just getting all pussy and worst so I took him to the vet this morning. It was so bad that I had to leave the cat there to get knocked out and have a little operation. So the vet drained the wound out AND neutered the cat. Yes, neutered him! It's true. So, the cat is not a boy anymore, poor Jasper Belle. Hedilous said to come back a week or two to neuter him after the wound is healed. But he did it today anyways while the cat was there because he wasn't sick or anything. So everything is done and overwith. I hope the neuter thing is guaranteed to keep the cat from getting into fights. Gee I hope so. This is the second time it's happened this winter and I saw Jasper Belle fighting with another cat before work once. The cat wasn't too happy today because he has no balls. Poor Jasper Belle. There was another cat there was already knocked out because she just got spayed. Then a lady came in with her cat in a kennel and just had the same thing as Jasper Belle and has been in a fight too but the wound was on the tummy. I am sure that cat got neutered today too. Then I went to work and the first thing my boss told me when I got there, the cat in our shop today.....is sick. There was throw up and diarrea all over the shop. Then I told my boss about this morning then I told him, "today is a really bad day for all the cats". Just remember February 27th is Cat Bad Day Holiday.

SANPETE STORY

I ASKED WAYNE PETERSEN if he were a kinykinnick dane or a kelso dane and he said he was a friday dane.......and then he told me the story. his grandfather was going over the mountain for some coal and a kelso olsen asked him where he was headed.....for some coal he said, but on a sunday????and the petersen said"oh is this a sunday?, i thought today was fridayand from that moment on he was known as a friday dane

Sanpete Stupidity

Message from the Putz,
for those lucky enough not to live in Sanpete:

1. You don't have to worry about the devil dancing around your head like Kerry Steck says.

2. You don't have to worry about working continually solid days and nights not worrying about grace because "you done it all".

3. You don't have to shovel water for the neighbors like what Becky Fore does.

p.s. I can't wait to move into my stainless steel, hardwood floor, 26 floors above the ground condo. AND leave Sanpete for good and be around normal people who work normal hours and rely on the Savior for some help.

p.p.s. I don't have to worry about dogs at large anymore!

p.p.p.s. I am tired of Sanpeters doing it "their way".

The Putz has had it all. They expect 80 year old widows earn their own welfare money.