SANPETE STORY

I ASKED WAYNE PETERSEN if he were a kinykinnick dane or a kelso dane and he said he was a friday dane.......and then he told me the story. his grandfather was going over the mountain for some coal and a kelso olsen asked him where he was headed.....for some coal he said, but on a sunday????and the petersen said"oh is this a sunday?, i thought today was fridayand from that moment on he was known as a friday dane

Sanpete Stupidity

Message from the Putz,
for those lucky enough not to live in Sanpete:

1. You don't have to worry about the devil dancing around your head like Kerry Steck says.

2. You don't have to worry about working continually solid days and nights not worrying about grace because "you done it all".

3. You don't have to shovel water for the neighbors like what Becky Fore does.

p.s. I can't wait to move into my stainless steel, hardwood floor, 26 floors above the ground condo. AND leave Sanpete for good and be around normal people who work normal hours and rely on the Savior for some help.

p.p.s. I don't have to worry about dogs at large anymore!

p.p.p.s. I am tired of Sanpeters doing it "their way".

The Putz has had it all. They expect 80 year old widows earn their own welfare money.

Jasper's kind of winter....

Snow fun!

I had so much fun snowshoeing with Dan today and lastweek! Dan likes to take us snowshoeing with him up in the mountains every time he goes and we love it!

Boy, I am tired!

-Duke

I am more tired!

-Sadie

I can't believe what I just did!

Yes, you see it all right! I slept with Speedy! Oh no! Maybe deep in my heart, I love him but I really hate playing with him. He bothers me so much that I try to fight him all the time. You know how I react when Speedy is around. But I slept with him? What was I thinking?

All well.

-Sandy

"Cabinet Cat"

Hi, they call me Kitty, that is my name so. I live in a cabinet shop where Dan works. I never go outside because it is so cold out there so I sit my the wood stove all day. I just sleep and sleep and sleep. My boss wants me to catch mice for them but I said, "Screw you, I am going to take a nap." Yes, I can sleep with all the machine noises, I get used to it. In the summer, I do go outside and go cat around. I am a great great grandmother.

They build new boxes for me(what I call them but they call them cabinets) and I like to play in them and sleep in them. Here's me waiting for the next box to be built. One time I heard Dan say, "That is one dusty cat!" I hope they ever don't put me a bath tub, I like to be dusty. So, that is me, "Kitty The Cabinet Cat".

I LIED CATS DO NOT LIKE DOGS

and dogs do not like cats......we have had some reports of chased cats on dogs with blogs and our readership would indicated that some of youse really have seen some bitchy cats